Thieves Guild Robbed

RIFTEN, SKYRIM—In an ironic turn of events, a member of the elusive Thieves Guild reported that he was a victim of a bizarre crime. The anonymous guild member claims to have been robbed. “Well, all I remember is falling asleep one night like I always do. I woke up the next morning and thought I’d start the day with a wee bit of shooting practice. I grabbed my knapsack only to find that someone had taken my perfectly good iron arrow and replaced it with a Daedric one.”

The thief reportedly searched high and low for the missing item, but to no avail. Unable to find his trusty arrow, he decided to use the Daedric one instead. “Who does that?! Who breaks into a place, steals something, and replaces it with something even more valuable? Makes no sense!” At press time, no official incident report had been filed with the local authorities.

On a more positive note for the guild, it appears this latest incident hasn’t deterred new members from joining. “This new lad is right helpful. Big fan of my Daedric arrows. He offered to pick em all up for me when I’m done. Such a nice boy! Not sure what he does with them all, though.”