Mehrunes Dagon Responsible for Latest Catastrophic Event

EVERMORE, HIGH ROCK—Melina Gane, a Breton shopkeeper, was taken completely by surprise when she learned Mehrunes Dagon was responsible for the most recent devastation in Tamriel. This marks the umpteenth time a significant event has been traced back to the Daedric Prince of Destruction; however, the shopkeeper remained insistent in her ignorance despite irrefutable evidence to the contrary, “It’s a total fabrication! I just can’t believe the report. There has to be some sort of mistake. How can one Prince be solely responsible for so much damage?!”

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